Our Boss
Our manager in reservations, Adolf Satani, yes we know everyone says
he looks familiar.
When not overbooking the hotel, charging guests who had legitimate
reasons not to arrive or berating the staff,
he's attending management seminars, dabbling in the occult or just watching Martha Stewart. Rumour has it he was once caught masturbating with an issue of Hotel Management review clutched in his monkeylike paw.